1/7/01- The Detroit Lions- What a joke...

Some people asked me why I pitied Gary Moeller for becoming coach of the Detroit Lions. 

Well, to be blunt, the Detroit Lion organization is a joke.  The organization is ingrained with mediocrity.

Their latest move is to hire TV analyst Matt Millen to be the new general manager for the club.  Now you may remember that they almost hired Millen two years ago.  The NFL took notice of the brilliant strategy and Millen was immediately hired to guide another club...Oh- wait- that didn't happen.  As a matter of fact, no other team has offered Millen a job since the Lions almost did two years.  He's a quite a hot commodity...

Now the following reasons are being offered to explain why Millen is a great hire:

  • He played on four teams that won the Super Bowl.  What Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw weren't available?  Being a great player is no guarantee of being a great coach or general manager.
  • He's watched a ton of video tape of football teams in his job as an analyst.  By this criteria half the people who live and die with ESPN sports center are qualified to be general managers. 
  • He has great experience in negotiating player contracts- NO.  He has experience managing a professional sports team- NO AGAIN.  He's been involved in evaluating and drafting players- NO, NO, NO.
And exactly why was he hired? The Ford family liked Millen as a television analyst?

We do have to keep things in perspective. Thank heavens that the Lions are only a sports team. Imagine if the Fords owned a nuclear power plant- they'd probably try to hire Homer Simpson to run it...


William Clay Ford...errr- I mean Homer Simpson

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Phil Callihan
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