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3/9/06- The Dog Days of the Off-Season
Doldrums:
(noun) a part of the ocean near the equator abounding in calms,
squalls, and light shifting winds.
Doldrums is a term popularized in colonial times to describe the
placid seas off the west coast of Africa. When explorers sailed to
Asia, they had trouble getting around the Cape of Good Hope in
Africa because of the Atlantic Ocean’s calmness in that region. In
order to get around the Cape, they would navigate further west into
the Atlantic so they could gain enough wind to make it to the other
side of Africa. On one occasion, the Portuguese went so far west
they ended up discovering Brazil. The word doldrums can also
describe a bout of despondency. Similar to what BlueFan is
experiencing during the Wolverines off-season. Perhaps the above
definition is arcane and unnecessary to describe the mood brought
about by the off-season. But with all the free time in lieu of
actual football, BlueFan, left to his own devices, opened the
dictionary looking for a word to describe the feeling.
It’s already been a long off-season, and we’re only about a quarter
of the way through. National signing day has come and gone, so what
remains? There’s always basketball. No, thanks. How about hockey?
Good, but not the same. Well…what then? BlueFan doesn’t like to look
too far ahead, but each off-season seems to get longer and
looooooonger. The summer is a great time, but BlueFan lives in the
mortal Hades known as Arizona. The spring then? Birds are singing,
it rains once (maybe) and the temperature is a comfortable 100
degrees (instead of 115)? Great, but nothing is better than a
Saturday afternoon in the fall…especially in the Southwest. Wake up
in the morning, wear shorts to walk the dogs. Most games start at 9
or 10 am (depending on daylight savings time in the rest of the
country), so you still have much of the afternoon to do whatever it
is the “normals” do with their weekends. Or you can hit UMGoBlue.com
and commiserate (or argue) with your Michigan family in the event of
a loss, or disagree with the same family about whether the players
or coaches deserve a bulk of the credit, in the event of a win.
There are days BlueFan doesn’t even bother looking at UMGoBlue’s
Football Forum. Opting instead for the distractions provided by the
“Other Discussions” forums. Everything in context, but the thought
of not keeping up-to-date in the Football forum is…well…unthinkable
during football season. Often times, though, the Football forum is
just a sad reminder of how long it’s been, and how long it continues
to be, until the Maize and Blue strap on the pads and ready
themselves for another season.
But after last year, should we really be looking forward to the
up-coming season with such enthusiasm?
It’s been over two months since the season ended, but still the pain
lingers. Changes have been made, but the team’s five-loss season is
fresh enough in the minds of fans to temper much of the excitement
that these changes should generate. Will the offense open up a
little? Will the defense play more aggressively? It’s tough to say
at this point, but absent these changes, neither question would be
answered with a ‘yes’. At least there’s a chance of change with the
new, er, different blood running the offense and defense.
BlueFan has found that the closer the summer gets, the greater the
anticipation. Last year, the season could’ve started in June and it
would have still been too long a wait. With the longing and
anticipation already high, BlueFan can only imagine how bad the
emptiness will have gotten by the time late August rolls around.
So, here’s to making this off-season count…
Go Blue!
Justin Mantell
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Justin Mantell (screen name zjgm02). I was born and raised in
Toronto, where the University of Michigan is the closest major
college athletics program. I have seen Michigan football games
on television as long as I can remember, so watching the team
today is a reminder of where I came from. I’ve lived in many
different cities across the southern and southwestern United
States, but I’ve never been able to shake my obsession for
Michigan football.
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